Are food pets?

Your mother's organs.

Sometimes the cat looks really soft in the sunlight. The light reflects off of his tiny beautiful whiskers and makes my heart melt! "Meow" he tells me, "Meooow!" and I just know it means, "I love you!"

But I knew he still owed money to the wrong people. One day, they would come for what was theirs - what was always theirs. He had a short but eventful life that was mostly financed by the mob. You could just tell that he was really happy. When the end came for him, it was of no surprise to anyone.

Mr. Lorenzo Spaghetti was the real boss of the town. George met him when he went off to buy some heroin one afternoon. "Where's Fuzzy?" George asked Mr. Spaghetti, "He's Swimmin' with the fishes" He replied. George gasped, "Oh boy, sounds delicious!" "I know!" replied the mob boss.

Their devastating and historic killing spree began in December of 2011.

A young girl was waiting at home with her father and sister for the only fun time they would have all year. With only a single parent working and an ever faltering father the children knew when to pretend to be happy and when they could try to feel that feeling in a genuine way. Two hours went by with no word from her. Two hard knocks on the door was enough to make everyone stop fighting and smile despite themselves.It wasn't her. It was the police and when they saw that little girl, they took off their hats.

When the mother came to, she was hit by a sudden realization; she couldn't feel below her shoulders. A nurse near her held up a dry erase board with some words on it. "Are you okay?" was written in red. She tried in every way to answer that question. The nurse took back the board and wrote for thirty seconds. "You've lost most of your body from the neck down" it said.      

George the cat's criminal lifestyle yielded him thousands and thousands of blood dollars. He bought 50 lb bags of Friskies at a time. Pretty much weekly since he ate so much damn cat food. High on the nip and not giving a damn, he drowned his sorrows in women and alcohol. He could never bring himself to know the little girl whose mother was permanently altered by his evil, trifflin' ass ways.

"Congratulations Angela!" The man in the suit said. The little girl looked up at the man with tears in her eyes. He pulled out a red and gold gift wrapped box from behind his back. "Go ahead Angela, Jesus told me to give this to you! Its a special gift from him..."Angela reached her small, trembling hand out to open up the mysterious gift. She fell to her knees and let out a scream. "Thank you" she wept.

"Your mother's organs," he revealed, "Your mother's delicious organs!"