Sunday, June 30, 2013

FINE ART.


Problem Solving Solutions Part 1

A boy once decided that he would become hooked on heroin.

He drove through the streets looking for the perfect drug dealer.

He met one. His name was Hoochie Mama.

Hoochie Mama gave the boy the nastiest dirtiest heroine and crack he could find.

Now fulfilling his initial goal of getting hooked on heroine, the boy went looking for something even more hardcore...

He saw a butterfly land on a bush. He walked over and shoved the butterfly up into his brain through his nose, his eyeball fell out in the process.

One way to solve a problem is to offer an alternative.

To test this out, try going up to some one and ask them a personal question.

The boy was walking down a brightly lit road when he saw two women talking among themselves. Without introducing himself the young boy came near one of them.

"Wait, what did you just say?" He asked, shaking his right hand in their direction.

The two women ignored the young boy.

He went on to offer an extremely in-depth explanation of the unnatural coloration of his testicles, and how they seem to match a birthmark nested in-between his throat and clavicles exactly, coining his nickname, "Domino Neckballs."