Sunday, March 3, 2013

A Good Reason To Scream

QUICK, PUT YOUR DOG IN THE OVEN!

You smell the delicious smell of your dog being cooked.

You see no sign of the dog anywhere in the house.

You remembered to season him beforehand.

WHERE IS THE DOG?

Once he is done...

Once.

He.

Is.

Done.

WHERE IS THE DOG?!

Crunchy, delicious, flakey, crispy dog meat! 

Gotta love that dog meat!

yum.

I miss the dog...

WHERE IS THAT DAMN DOG?!

She finally was strong enough to invite him over

They ate and drank and she could feel her self wanting that to last forever

He looked at the floor and saw the empty water bowl

WHEREISTHEDOG?!?!?!?!?!?

Satan opens hell's gates and says, "OH, HELLO, DOG!" 

YOU SAY: .......................................

Satan confesses, "Sorry Dog, You are in hell, your hell number is #009988987, Go find out what your hell job is"

Dog walks into the unemployment office. The Demon City Worker says, "How poor are you?"

Dog says I DONT KNOW I AM A DOG.

WHERE IS THAT POOR DOG?


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