CAT NASTY the BUTT SCIENTIST BLOG

Wake up in the morning and perform  many back flips.
Turn on my microscope and study your mom's buttology-
Funny the resemblance between your face and A BUTT.
Cat Nasty was born inside of a space shark. He destroyed the shark in order to come to earth and meet the humans. They welcomed Cat Nasty with open arms and said "WELCOME CAT!"
Nobody knew the cat could speak English!

"Allow me to introduce your new God" was meowed.
The people were overtaken with relaxation
they quickly came to terms with their situation
"I have some toys for you" A man in the crowd screamed.
This angered the new owner of  mankind.
Who will win World War Meow?

                                                          CAT HAIR COOKIES
INGREDIENTS---
1 cup of flour
1/2 cup of brown sugar
1 egg
1/2 cup chocolate chips
1/2 lb of cat hair

DIRECTIONS---
mix flour, brown sugar, egg, and chocolate chips in a standard bowl. When mixture becomes thick slowly add cat hair pieces and form into 2" balls. Place on baking sheet and bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

Dinosaur Who Gets Arrested

Over the course of the last twenty years, the population ofAmerican prisons has increased nearly five hundred percent. Unwittingly born avelociraptor, New York native Dinosaur has to constantly struggle with an overzealousAmerican Penal system. As a rookie cop learns of Dinosaurs exploits, he isdriven mad with the desire to understand the creature in his cell. The storybegs the question; can there be a justice system that isn’t founded on transactionsof punishment? In a world where you are the minority of the minority, sometimesdoing the wrong thing is all you have left.       

In a world where dinosaurs don’t have a voice, a rookie copwill take a stand, because sometimes doing the wrong thing is all you haveleft!



“Guaranteed to sell more copies than all of the Harry Potter books combined, Dinosaur Who Gets Arrested is sure to put readers at the edge of their seat." 

- The Creators of Dinosaur Who Gets Arrested. 

All story and characters on this webpage are Intellectual Property of and Copyright Richard Magician Studios. 2012.

Richard Magician is an interdisciplinarycollaborative partnership established in 2012. We are in the process oflaunching an original comic book series funded via Kickstarter.com and are currently looking to create an animated short based on the first issue to coincide withits release. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTjULsKv-WM