"Did you bring the pillow, baby?"
The man replied, "Oh hell yes, I just prepared it a few minutes ago. I used the slow cooker."
The woman gasped, "You're getting me SO hot right now!"
"I seasoned the meats to perfection" he revealed.
"I belong to you mind, body, and spirit" the woman pulled out a juicy pillow of her own.
"I've been waiting so long for this moment", the man held his pillow high in the air, it began slowly leaking pulled pork juices on to his head.
"I need you!" The woman screamed as she raised her own delicious smelling but disgusting looking meat pillow over her own head.
The man slammed his meat pillow on the woman's head causing an explosion of pulled pork and brains to splash all around the room.
The woman, now with only half a face, slammed her pillow down on the man's head, bursting his skull and causing the room to now be entirely saturated with brains and pulled pork.
Now that the ritual is complete, we can live forever, the man said with his beautiful mind.
We can now be together forever in meat hell, the woman replied.
They lived happily ever after.
